{"title":"📖 The Gospel According to Dad","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"king-for-the-day-t-shirt","title":"King For The Day T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne day a year, the kingdom is his. He picks the restaurant. He controls the remote. Nobody asks where anything is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKing For The Day\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for the dad who has spent 364 days keeping the wheels on, the grill lit, and the wi-fi working — and is now officially on duty for his one annual shift as royalty. The breakfast gets made the way he actually takes it. The kids are suspiciously cooperative. Someone wrapped something in his least favorite paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe'll spend most of the day being asked to fix something. He'll probably mow the lawn anyway. By 4pm he'll be in the recliner with the remote on his chest and a half-eaten piece of cake on the side table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the kingdom. He built it. He'd do it all again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat Dad Thing — Long May He Reign (Until Tomorrow). 👑😂\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"That Dad Thing","offers":[{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":48361927246016,"sku":"22765694858366392361","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ M","offer_id":48361927409856,"sku":"19670547096716732595","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ L","offer_id":48361927573696,"sku":"24534053991303255567","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ XL","offer_id":48361927737536,"sku":"29699460756382192282","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 2XL","offer_id":48361927901376,"sku":"29049549602027691742","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 3XL","offer_id":48361927999680,"sku":"62032149544778944692","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 4XL","offer_id":48361928130752,"sku":"87044479470506054449","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":48361927147712,"sku":"13231438942013281569","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":48361927311552,"sku":"20642490482171853908","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":48361927475392,"sku":"42610264556322381448","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":48361927639232,"sku":"25269788461935127009","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":48361927803072,"sku":"11001280161410764754","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":48361927966912,"sku":"28339815361017099859","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":48361928065216,"sku":"28056764610891609959","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ S","offer_id":48361927180480,"sku":"67129852070998705469","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ M","offer_id":48361927344320,"sku":"69597617035829267518","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ L","offer_id":48361927508160,"sku":"26110849430445673195","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ XL","offer_id":48361927672000,"sku":"17510831430808070628","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 2XL","offer_id":48361927835840,"sku":"24282999355370357412","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 4XL","offer_id":48361928097984,"sku":"11249276927521080422","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":48361927213248,"sku":"60569684860057583786","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":48361927377088,"sku":"37098707653293794831","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":48361927540928,"sku":"12089803277104293336","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48361927704768,"sku":"13567694072962602274","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48361927868608,"sku":"77966794818575492167","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48361927114944,"sku":"44823794458639328141","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48361927278784,"sku":"12751927754388778889","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48361927442624,"sku":"33246943328855790148","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48361927606464,"sku":"96182984819270555143","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48361927770304,"sku":"64791228392525389980","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48361927934144,"sku":"26642980493836356598","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48361928032448,"sku":"57788403615592336538","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/8501\/4208\/files\/Mustard-KingForTheDayT-Shirt.webp?v=1780534373"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thatdadthing.com\/collections\/%f0%9f%93%96-the-gospel-according-to-dad.oembed","provider":"That Dad Thing™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}