The story behind the shirt
About this shirt
A Funny Toilet Paper T-Shirt for Dad's Theory of Time
Every birthday seems to arrive a little quicker, and Dad finally has a diagram. With an old-school roll illustration and the words "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes," this shirt turns his favorite observation into a family classic.
Dad Approved because he's been on a roll for years.
Comfort Colors® 1717
Fit & fabric
His old favorite has competition.
- Soft-washed cotton100% ring-spun cotton with substantial 6.1 oz fabric.
- Garment-dyed colorThe easygoing, lived-in look of Comfort Colors.
- Relaxed fitCompare the measurements with a favorite shirt to find the right size.
Size guide — find his fit
Compare its measurements with the garment dimensions below. These are shirt measurements, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.50 | 24.63 |
*Sleeve measured from center back. Listed size tolerance: 1.50 inches.
Washing & care
Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
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