The story behind the shirt
About this shirt
Funny Dad Names: He Knows When You Mean Him
A long "Daaaaad" usually means something is out of reach. A sharp "Dad!" means he's already told that joke. His full name from the kitchen means he should probably put down the remote before answering.
He has been called Chief, Old Man, Hey You, and a few things that didn't make it into the birthday card. Somehow, every one of them finds the right man.
"I answer to almost anything. Some of it, I can't repeat."
He says this while opening a jar for someone who was rolling their eyes at him thirty seconds ago. Then he finds the missing charger. Then he gets called again.
Whatever the name, he still shows up.
Dad Approved because around here, "Hey, you" usually means "We need our favorite guy."
Comfort Colors® 1717
Fit & fabric
His old favorite has competition.
- Soft-washed cotton100% ring-spun cotton with substantial 6.1 oz fabric.
- Garment-dyed colorThe easygoing, lived-in look of Comfort Colors.
- Relaxed fitCompare the measurements with a favorite shirt to find the right size.
Size guide — find his fit
Compare its measurements with the garment dimensions below. These are shirt measurements, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.50 | 24.63 |
*Sleeve measured from center back. Listed size tolerance: 1.50 inches.
Washing & care
Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
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