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No Directions T-Shirt

No Directions T-Shirt

Dad has passed the same gas station twice. He says it is a useful landmark.

Comfort Colors® 1717 · Relaxed fit

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Color: Pepper
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The story behind the shirt

About this shirt

No Directions: The Dad Road Trip Runs on Confidence

The navigation voice suggests a turn. Dad taps the steering wheel and announces that he knows another way. From the back seat comes the quiet rustle of someone opening the snacks an hour early.

"I do not need directions. The Earth rotates under me until I arrive." It is a bold theory. The family would settle for an exit number.

Every bend brings fresh reassurance. This road used to connect. That building used to be a diner. The destination is definitely just over this next hill, unless they moved it.

Eventually, he pulls into the right parking lot and looks around for recognition. Nobody mentions the extra forty minutes. Dad has already announced that his route had less traffic.

Dad Approved because you cannot argue with a man who arrived exactly where he said he would. Eventually.

Comfort Colors® 1717

Fit & fabric

His old favorite has competition.

  • Soft-washed cotton100% ring-spun cotton with substantial 6.1 oz fabric.
  • Garment-dyed colorThe easygoing, lived-in look of Comfort Colors.
  • Relaxed fitCompare the measurements with a favorite shirt to find the right size.
Size guide — find his fit

Compare its measurements with the garment dimensions below. These are shirt measurements, not body measurements.

Comfort Colors 1717 model guide · inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve*
S18.2526.6216.25
M20.2528.0017.75
L22.0029.3719.00
XL24.0030.7520.50
2XL26.0031.6221.75
3XL27.7532.5023.25
4XL29.7533.5024.63

*Sleeve measured from center back. Listed size tolerance: 1.50 inches.

Washing & care

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.

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