• Pepper T-shirt with "I do not need directions. The Earth rotates under me until I arrive" lettering above a globe and red location pin.
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No Directions T-Shirt

No Directions T-Shirt

$32.99 USD
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The No Directions dad shirt is for the man who treats "recalculating" as a difference of opinion.

Dad Is Not Lost. The Planet Is Running Behind.

A globe, a location pin, and absolute confidence back up his theory: "I do not need directions. The Earth rotates under me until I arrive." Missed exit? Scenic upgrade. Third lap past the same gas station? He's checking the neighborhood.

Give it to the dad whose shortcuts become family folklore, or wear it on the next road trip when somebody inevitably asks if you know where you're going. Of course you do. Arrival time is a separate discussion.

Dad Approved because it's not a wrong turn when the whole planet is doing the driving.

Shirt Details

Premium-feel shirt printed on demand for everyday wear, gifting, and documented dad behavior.

Washing and Care

Wash inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the iron directly over the printed design.

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