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Relocation Consultant T-Shirt

Relocation Consultant T-Shirt

Dad does not give rides. He executes strategic relocations.

Comfort Colors® 1717 · Relaxed fit

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Strategic Relocation Consultant: Dad's Rideshare Job Title

He texted "outside" three minutes ago. By the time everybody finds their shoes, he's checked the traffic, chosen a route and formed an opinion about the pickup spot.

The airport run has a departure window. Practice pickup has a designated loading area. "Can we stop somewhere first?" requires a revised itinerary and a fairly dramatic look in the mirror.

Dad will make the stop. Of course he will. He just wants it entered into the official record.

He knows which lane moves, where the road backs up and exactly when someone will ask to change the music.

Every passenger reaches the destination with a little extra knowledge about how they got there.

Five stars, please. The route commentary was complimentary.

Dad Approved because "just dropping you off" does not look nearly as impressive on a business card.

Comfort Colors® 1717

Fit & fabric

His old favorite has competition.

  • Soft-washed cotton100% ring-spun cotton with substantial 6.1 oz fabric.
  • Garment-dyed colorThe easygoing, lived-in look of Comfort Colors.
  • Relaxed fitCompare the measurements with a favorite shirt to find the right size.
Size guide — find his fit

Compare its measurements with the garment dimensions below. These are shirt measurements, not body measurements.

Comfort Colors 1717 model guide · inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve*
S18.2526.6216.25
M20.2528.0017.75
L22.0029.3719.00
XL24.0030.7520.50
2XL26.0031.6221.75
3XL27.7532.5023.25
4XL29.7533.5024.63

*Sleeve measured from center back. Listed size tolerance: 1.50 inches.

Washing & care

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.

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