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Worcestershire Sauce: Dad's Favorite Dinner Table Pronunciation Lesson
The bottle is sitting right beside him. He could pass it quietly. But someone has just stumbled over the name, and an opportunity like this deserves his full attention.
He puts down his fork. Clears his throat. Looks around to make sure the far end of the table is listening.
"WhosYourSisterSauce."
A pause, followed by "You're Welcome." Dad has solved pronunciation for the entire household. The household would still like the bottle.
From here on, every request is a callback. Someone tries saying "the brown bottle." Dad pretends he needs clarification. Someone reaches around him. He helpfully offers the lesson again.
Dinner runs a few minutes long. By next Sunday, somebody else says it first. Dad beams. His work here is done.
Dad Approved because the family recipe could always use another helping of that joke.
Comfort Colors® 1717
Fit & fabric
His old favorite has competition.
- Soft-washed cotton100% ring-spun cotton with substantial 6.1 oz fabric.
- Garment-dyed colorThe easygoing, lived-in look of Comfort Colors.
- Relaxed fitCompare the measurements with a favorite shirt to find the right size.
Size guide — find his fit
Compare its measurements with the garment dimensions below. These are shirt measurements, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.50 | 24.63 |
*Sleeve measured from center back. Listed size tolerance: 1.50 inches.
Washing & care
Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
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