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Bad Decisions T-Shirt

Bad Decisions T-Shirt

$32.99 USD
$32.99 USD
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Dad didn't stumble into bad decisions. He developed a talent for them.

I'm Pretty Good at Making Bad Decisions.

Years of practice. Thousands of hours of field research. A track record that speaks for itself — usually in the form of a band-aid, a shrug, and the phrase "well, I thought it would work."

This shirt is for the Dad who holds the family record for questionable judgment calls. The grill fire that "wasn't that big." The shortcut that added 45 minutes. The home repair that became a two-weekend project. He's not reckless. He's experienced. There's a difference. Probably.

Perfect for the Dad whose greatest hits include at least one story that starts with "hold my drink" and ends with someone calling for a band-aid.

That Dad Thing — Documenting the Species, One Bad Decision at a Time. 🩹😂

Shirt Details

Premium-feel dad shirt printed on demand for everyday wear, gifting, and documented dad behavior.

Washing and Care

Wash inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the iron directly over the printed design.

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All That Dad Thing designs are owned by That Dad Thing.

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Do not copy, resell, or reuse our designs or punchlines without permission.

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